Jessica Simpson Birthed a Girl

After a two year pregnancy, Jessica Simpson finally pushed out that parasite that's been feeding off her body. It came out in the form of a screaming 9 pound 13 ounce baby girl named Maxwell Drew Johnson. A pretty lame name. I was hoping she'd name her Macmallan Single Malt Johnson. Alas, it was not to be. Jessica and Eric used Drew because it's Jessica's mother's maiden name.
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