When it comes to her pregnancy, Jessica Simpson is never at a loss for words.
"I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha," she told Jimmy Kimmel upon her arrival to his stage Monday. "It's pretty intense at the moment. I have a lot of amniotic fluid so whenever my water breaks, it'll be like a fire hydrant."
With her baby girl due in April, the Fashion Star mentor, 31, admits that "I could have the baby soon," but says she'd ...