HOLY MARY MOTHER OF PEARL. What in tarnation does Jessica Simpson have
I know, I know. Maybe it's just the dress. (Oh, my word, that dress.)
No, I shouldn't pick on Jess. The fact is, she is a very, very good-lookin' pregnant person. Objectively, I am nowhere as cute even on my best days. Jess looks fine. Great, even. But she's so... so big! And orange! She's at that stage in her pregnancy where there ...