Last year, Ashley Greene of Twilight
fame posed "nude
" for Sobe Lifewater. "Nude" meaning "patches over the boobs and pubes and then painted with fake scales". Also known as "what every sci-fan fan hopes a woman looks like under her Sailor Moon cosplay outfit". This year, Gossip Girl
star Jessica Szohr
takes over as the reptilian hawker of flavored liquid, and believe me when I tell you that ...