Last year, Ashley Greene of
Twilight fame posed "
nude" for Sobe Lifewater. "Nude" meaning "patches over the boobs and pubes and then painted with fake scales". Also known as "what every sci-fan fan hopes a woman looks like under her Sailor Moon cosplay outfit". This year,
Gossip Girl star
Jessica Szohr takes over as the reptilian hawker of flavored liquid, and believe me when I tell you that ...