Well, what do you know? Joe Francis' marriage to busty newscaster Christina McLarty lasted a whole five minutes longer than we originally expected.
Bravo!
Word on the Curb has it that sometime between Thanksgiving and the last full moon, Christina made the miraculous revelation that she's married to a sleazy slimebag and
dumped her porn purveyor beau flat.
Friends of the couple say the
Girls Gone Wild founder even spent his ...