takes a sneak peek into the March issue of Playboy Magazine
where John Mayer
talks about his crazy sex
relationship with Jessica Simpson
and refers to her as a drug:"And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them," he says, adding, "Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me." "Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say," "It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just f*****' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f****** you.'"I can imagine
how appreciative of this Jessica Simpson
is. I have to wonder what is going on with John lately
because his Tweets and quotes are kind of nuts.
Although he doesn't talk about sex with Jennifer Aniston
he told Playboy Heartbreak Warrior
was not about her:"That woman would never use heartbreak warfare," "That woman was the most communicative, sweetest, kindest person."
And his obsession with Twitter
was not the reason he and Jennifer
broke up:"There was a rumor that I'd been dumped because I was tweeting too much," he says. "That wasn't it, but that was a big difference. The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she's still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. And I always said, 'These are the new rules.'"
I don't even understand what the eff that even means.
And in case you were wondering how many women he has bedded since Jennifer
:"I'm going to say four or five. No more," "But even if I said 12, that's a reasonable number. So is 15. Here's the thing: I get less a** now than I did when I was in a local band. Because now I don't like jumping through hoops." "I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it," "If I date somebody and it doesn't work out, it's another nightmare for me."John
has set himself some new goals:"From now on I'm just going to pretend that people really dig the s*** out of me. I've been trying to prove to people I'm not a douche bag by not dating, by keeping my name out ofUs Weekly. That's f***** up, man. I'm not dating. I'm not even f******. So now I'm going to experiment with 'f*** you.' In 2010 my goal is to get more mentions in Us Weekly than ever."
What do you think of his interview?