Because come on. No one would kiss their hot wife on the red carpet of some movie if they were gay, please. Nor would they, you know, hang out on the red carpet with said hot wife looking like they're posing for prom pictures from 1979:
And never, never, never
would a gay man
allow his hot beard of a wife to caress his face in such a way so that people thought he might actually be straight. Come on. Real talk:
Nope. Totally, totally ...