Because it was either this or a bajillion posts about the Emmys (Yes, we get it: TV is awesome and giving golden trophies to palatable shows is fun. Aren't we special?), here's a story about how
John Travolta's car was stolen. And that's why you never leave a trick alone in your house.
RadarOnline reports: Authorities in Santa Monica on Monday are investigating the disappearance of John Travolta's ...