Johnny Depp Doesn't Shower, Smells Funky

Johnny Depp may be a hot piece on the outside, but he smells like funk, according to his staff.

And it's not just limited to People's Sexiest Man of the Year, either. His wife, Vanessa Paradis, smells like butt, too.

A snitch said, "Johnny usually smells because he rarely showers. He isn't big on personal cleanliness and Vanessa isn't much different. They found their perfect match in each other - it's
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