It's been a while since we had a fake death story, but I guess one had to happen eventually, so here's one about how someone was all like "Holy crap, did you hear? Jon Bon Jovi
died!" and then everyone was like "Oh My God, no way!" and then the L.A. Times
was like "Um, no, he's not dead. You just ripped off our Michael Jackson
death story and replaced some of the details." And then ...