Just When I Think I've Heard Of Every Freaky Ass Fetish

If you told me that you were into licking raw peacock egg yolk off of a lime green linoleum floor while the tube of a canister vac plumped up your anus lips as an Air Supply record skipped in the background, I wouldn't even strain my eye muscles by squinting at you. If you told me that your nipple holes open by themselves when you start a staring contest with that terrifying Newsweek cover of Michele Bachmann, I wouldn't even judge you to ...

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