So despite the fact that the "Oh My God,
Justin Bieber's last name sounds like beaver!" jokes have been around for years (and not one of them has been funny, by the way) someone saw fit to create an iPhone app called ... ugh ...
Joustin' Beaver. Yes, that pun just happened. That barely counts as humor. Hell, I'm not even sure that counts as a language. I'm pretty sure that's what the ...