You know, for a while there it seemed like
Kanye West was holding out on us when it came to his crazy ass rants that are pretty much the only reason why we write about him (rants = easy punchlines. I go where the funny is, people.) In a brand new rant, Kanye talks about how he's the new
Steve Jobs, and how he will UNITE ALL THE GENIUSES to help save the world with schools run by
Spike Jonze. Or something. The
Huffington Post ...