I'll take any opportunity
I can to talk about Karl Lagerfeld
, but Karl Lagerfeld's cat
, Choupette? She in on a whole other level. I could write a book of poetry dedicated to that spoiled princess
of a cat. Choupette has all the intrigue of a Lindsay Lohan upskirt
, all the thrill of a Madonna quote
, but all with the purity of Justin Bieber
(pre-swag, of course). Yes, from a gossip standpoint, or any standpoint at all, really, ...