"Oops. What was that noise? Did I just crash one of your brothers? Oh, well, you number #7, you get to have a second bowl of cereal every morning and mommy gets to keep her monthly tanning sessions. Now kids, what did I tell you about seat belts? Completely unnecessary, right?"
All jokes aside, Kate Gosselin's son had a narrow escape from what would have been a fatal accident on Thursday when he crawled under her van as she ...