A report by British tabloid Now Daily (via Gawker
), a publication that throws rumors out there hoping one of them will stick like bologna on a stripper's ass, reports that Katie Holmes
hates the name Suri
and is now calling her Scout. As in the character from To Kill A Mockingbird
or as in Scout Willis, Demi Moore
Katie also wants to give Suri
the middle name "Cruise" and change her last name ...