Katy Perry: Ten out of ten ... in the bedroom!

Now that Katy Perry is a married woman (read: She will never have sex with anyone who isn't an overrated effeminate British comedian), she wants you all to know that she is totally amazing at sex. Seriously? Ouch. Sorry straight dudes, but not only will Katy Perry's cans never be yours, but they're apparently none too shabby in the sack. Sucks to be you."Like Ludacris rapped, 'I'm a lady in the street and a freak in the bed,'" she told ...

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