Now that Katy Perry
is a married woman (read: She will never have sex with anyone who isn't an overrated effeminate British comedian), she wants you all to know that she is totally amazing
at sex. Seriously? Ouch. Sorry straight dudes, but not only will Katy Perry's cans never be yours, but they're apparently none too shabby in the sack. Sucks to be you."Like Ludacris
rapped, 'I'm a lady in the street and a freak in the bed,'" she told ...