Yeah, even the stories that don't have anything to do with the
Super Bowl still have something to do with football. Or as I like to call it, Handegg. Because it's more accurate. Anyway, after deciding to divorce
Russell Brand,
Katy Perry has decided to get back on the horse. Or more specifically, under it, because she's now dedicating songs about penises to
Tim Tebow which is about as transparent as an invitation for ...