Russell Brand's got a lot to learn about life as a married man.
Lesson No. 1: All Yes or No Questions Are To Be Answered with a Prompt "Yes/No, Dear...."
Lesson No. 2: Diamonds & Rubies Trump Flowers & Candy Everytime....
and Perhaps Most Importantly;
Lesson No. 3: Never TwitPic Candid Photos of Your Superstar Spouse Sans Concealer!
(Unless, of course, you're looking for a bargaining chip in the ...