It's been a while since we've heard from our friend Keira "Tits" Knightley
. She's usually not one for following trends, but now that everyone from Pink
to Mila Kunis
has jumped on the "preg up or break up" bandwagon, she's throwing up her pretty hands and giving in. Which is unfortunate for her long time boyfriend/Orlando Bloom lookalike Rupert Friend
, who is no longer bending it like Beckham ...