While on Barbados this past week for vacation, Kelly Brook decided to go to the beach to show off her perfect-human body but was kidnapped and then later orgy-raped by pirates. ... or that was the plot to a porno.
Shiver Me Timbers or
Swashbuckle my Beard. Something classy like that. The fact remains that Kelly Brook was half naked on a beach, bestowing her two lumps of God's goodness on the world. Her junk is so amazing that would ...