is determined to prove the Mayans right. For reasons that defy comprehension - even more than how Gretchen Carlson still has a job - the network has invited two guests along with it for Saturday night's White House Correspondents' Dinner: Kim Kardashian
and Lindsay Lohan
. Moreover, they will be seated at the same table. Yes, readers. Prepare for the Apocalypse. Sources tell TMZ that Kim and Lindsay
actually get along well, so ...