Contrary to what the following magazine Cover states, Kim Kardashian is not marrying Kris Humphries this year.
But the reality star is
doing what she does best in an interview with Life & Style
: talking about her personal life in hypothetical, vague terms in order to make headlines for no valid reason whatsoever.
The latest case in point: her eventual wedding to... somebody.
"I've envisioned the whole thing," Kim says. "I already know what ..."