Now that
Kim Kardashian has ended her new show where she spends an entire season breaking up with
Kris Humphries because he isn't black the man she thought he was, Kim has decided to spend all her time convincing America she isn't an attention-starved whore-beast who will do anything for money and attention by about how she's going to start a Bible study group. You know, because she loves
Jesus! And attention! ...