January 31, 2011
Go to any mall in America and you'll see that we've become a country of Kardashians. 11-year-old girls in leopard print speaking in horrifying nasal whines and flipping their hair extensions. Swarovski crystals on everything. Mayonnaise vaginas. Chilling. But before the country collapses into a giant pile of false eyelashes, we have to salute the one fine, patriotic thing Kim Kardashian has done for America: her silver-painted ...
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