In the wee hours of yesterday morning, Kourtney Kardashian
and Scott Disick
were proud to welcome a new magazine cover baby (I meant baby) into the world. Penelope Scotland Disick
, their beautiful baby girl, will have a wonderful life with caring parents, assuming they're able to keep her as far away from Kris Jenner
as they possibly can. Most kids check their closet and under their bed for the boogeyman; these ones make sure ...