Hope you weren't planning on sleeping tonight (or ever again!) because here comes a story about how
Kris Jenner is lining herself up as the new face for
Zestra brand lubricants, which is what you use when you want to have sex long after God dictates that your junk is too dry and flabby for that ****. Oh, and Kris talks about her vagina in her little testimonial for the product, so say goodbye to your penis because it just shot itself ...