And in related news: Kristin Cavallari
is still not dead from some strain of super herpes. Anyway, the evil blonde bitch whore from The Hills
who wasn't Heidi Montag
apparently got herself engaged to Football stud Jay Cutler
over the weekend, despite the fact that they've only known each other for a few months and Kristin is an evil slut who sucks the souls out of men through their penises for nourishment, just ask her ex ...