Lady Gaga spent a day off touring on board a yacht in the bay of St.Tropez on Friday rubbing crotches with a mystery girl who could be her secret lover or one of the many random chicks in the South of France who will give you an ass pass if you have a yacht, or rent a yacht or are invited on a yacht and will let them get on it. Either way, the whole thing was scary, and not because a fat gay boy was gazing at the lesbian romp blessing it ...