Lance Armstrong Has a New Baby

Months after spilitting with girlfriend Sheryl Crow because he did not want to have a babay, Lance Armstrong and his one ball knocked up his girlfriend of about five minutes, Anna Hansen. Anna popped the little sucker out yesterday, as twittered by Lance. The ubercyclist began pre-labor stating that "Toughness is being redefined today", whatever the hell that is supposed to mean. He followed the

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