She's the original Swine Flu!
Watch out! It's Susan Boyle
She's been famous for hardly a month and already there's backlash!
But don't worry, Britain's Got Talent judge Piers Morgan
is here to defend
our beloved SuBo, calling all the low blows "so typically British" and "so utterly pathetic."
"Susan is a lovely, decent, church-going, modest and kind woman who is dealing with becoming the hottest star on the planet