Well, it's official. Cleveland, Ohio, is the worst place to be in North America... especially since the
only thing they had going for them is high-tailing it outta there for South Beach. LeBron James, the star of the Cleveland Cavaliers, is abandoning his home city and state to play for the Miami Heat.
Not that we particularly care about basketball - but keep an eye out for the headline "LeBron James Dies in Fire Started ...