Ever since
Lindsay Lohan was cast in
Liz & Dick for the sake of publicity, she's rewarded the cast and crew by turning into a car-smashing, comatose diva, so of course the producers of
Scary Movie 5 are talking about casting her in the movie because ... no, seriously, how? Not a single part of the above statement makes any sense. That would be like saying that five plus clowns equals sandwich. This is some sort of backwards ...