As we move along to the next step in the "
Lindsay Lohan ****-Up Cycle", it's time again for LiLo to proclaim that, thanks to her new found sobriety, she's now a shoo-in to win an Oscar. You know, because the Oscars are given out based on whether or not you can keep your nose out of the booger sugar. "*Snort* Well ****, there goes my nomination ..."
TMZ reports: Lohan explained, "I regret the ...