OMG you guys it is soooo hard to be lindsay Lohan. Like so hard you don't even know. And because you don't know, she's going to tell you over and over and over again just how tough her life is and how she's basically eating moldy sandwiches out of a carboard box. Oh no wait. That's not lindsay. That's a homeless person. lindsay gets to wear Balenciaga shoes and drives a Maserati. So Hard!...