Lindsay Lohan's
Today interview is finally up and if you don't want to sit through this two-parter, here's a quick summary. They begin by showing Lindsay at 19 on the
Today show, back when she had a career, showed promise and didn't have a bloated face. Good, good. Let's start the interview by depressing her.
Matt Lauer moves on to her upcoming SNL hosting gig where we learn everything ...