March 24, 2009
Aw, guys, Chris Brown can't focus on making his record because he's too torn up about this Rihanna stuff. At least, that's the word from Tyrese-his friends really aren't being as helpful as they think.
Emma Roberts knows how to announce her grown-upness to everyone in charge of casting movies-a braless tank-top picture in GQ and a stripping scene in her next movie. No more dog movies for this girl.
Is Fergie supposed to be flattered by this tranny doll designed in her likeness?
Vampires! Yeah, that's probably all that needs to be said.
Oh no, are we going to have to start calling Jessica Simpson Jessica Slim-pson?
Jonas Brothers concert tickets go on sale this Saturday, so for those hoping to get foam sprayed in their faces, go join the fan club.
If your afternoon needs a little more magic, this is for you.