See this picture of Leonardo DiCaprio
with his hand all wrapped around Blake Lively
's waist on a boat
? There's no way these two are ****ing.
Maybe this speaks more to that fact that I've almost exclusively dated broke dudes, but I'm pretty sure you don't charter a boat unless your dick gets to do some boat metaphor to a lady's vagina. Did I do that right?
Leo's been single for a minute now