Last week, I was shopping at my local discount grocery store and a very large man in a scooter was attempting to maneuver his way through the bakery section. He cut a corner too short near the table full of discount hot dog buns and the table tipped sideways, sending day old buns airborne. In a panic, Scooter Man backed up ("beep, beep) and ran over about a dozen of the packages. After bunapaloosa died down, a cheerful ...