is never going to be able to do anything right ever again. He tried showing humility by admitting that he crapped himself
on stage before, he tried winning over all the penis lovers
, and now
he's trying cutesy tattoos. It's not going to work, Chris. It's just not.
I bet he wanted a regular smiley face but as soon as the tattoo was finished it morphed itself into something twisted
and grotesque. Even ...