Oh Megan Fox. You are, by far, one of the fairest creatures I've set my eyes on in, like, life. Your
body might be a little scrawny for my personal tastes, but
that face - when you're not blowing your lips up with the injectable of the day (today it looks like fish oil, no lie) - is AMAZING, and oh, how I covet your eyebrows.
Keep on keeping hot, Megan, and I promise, I'll be just rapt with attention
even if ...