I think about
Paris Hilton sometimes. Is that weird? I don't know, it's just sometimes my mind wanders, like when I'm trying to fall asleep and Vincent Price's voice just isn't doing it for me (because, ok, I'm like an old lady who likes to put on the television "for some company," I don't usually enjoy absolute silence. For the past two months,
The Last Man on Earth has been the go-to ...