So ever since Taylor Momsen was kicked to the curb by Madonna for being too risque, and therefore, too much of a risk, Kelly Osbourne has been chosen to run as the face of Madonna's Macy's clothing line, Material Girl.
So
now, instead of chasing after Taylor and her people with a scrub brush and some sanitizer, Madonna's people are going to be chasing Kelly around with a
measuring tape and Wheat Thins. I guess it's ...