So it seems that there's a royal wedding coming up some time this week. But you know what? We kinda don't care about that stuff. And why should we? Sure, Kate Middleton is about to become Princess of something or other (that's her official title, right?), but Lucy Pinder is already Queen of Boobs and the only British Royalty we care about.
What's that? You say you don't believe us about her status as Queen of ...