Madonna Kidnapped Jesus

We've heard that Madonna is jealous of her daughter's youth and beauty, we've heard she's as cuddly as a piece of gristle in bed, and that eye contact must never be broken with her so she can be sure to sear your very soul. So what's left? Why, kidnapping, of course! From Nine MSN comes this shocking News:

The family of 22-year-old jesus luz believe his new Girlfriend Madonna, 50, has kidnapped him and is

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