We're told this is
W's latest cover. Our guess is we're actually viewing:
1. A Paparazzi shot of the cougar queen awaiting her new boy-toy, 22-year-old
Brazilian model Jesus.
2. A dirty picture she took for former flame Alex Rodriguez, who must not be feeling too hot right now after
admitting to taking steroids.
3. An F-U to ex-hubby Guy Ritchie.
Madge does a sorry job of looking inconspicuous! To see stars who do look unrecognizable on magazine covers, check out mystyle's Cover Girls: Is That Really You? gallery