Katie Holmes has a type. And that type is megalomaniacal tryhards who talk a little too loudly, smile a little too hugely, and stare and you with all the intensity of a thousand burning suns. Before hooking up with King of the Little People Tom Cruise, she dated Chris
. Today, someone leaked Chris's audition for the movie Mamma MIA!
and it appears to be a joke, but I've seen american dreamz