AAAAAaaaaannnnnd we're back. I've waited and waited for this moment, and after what seems like an eternity, it's finally here...and after watching that first episode, I'm not sure I was quite ready...I feel like maybe someone spent too much time watching American Idol during the off-season. Every year, the auditioners get crazier and crazier, I guess, right? It's just...to me, if you select 100 contestants out of "thousands ...