The only person who is actually ****ing Matt Damon
is his wife, Lucia
Despite the comedic claims that her husband is a rampaging slut, "Lucy" found the Sarah Silverman
amusing, and was further amused to receive a "I'm ****ing Matt Damon" shirt in the mail with a note that read, "You're actually the only person who can wear this."
, "I swear it wasn't me who sent it. She was pregnant at the time, so it was really funny to watch