Megan Fox's Sexy Ass Appears To Be Off The Market

Come on! What is all this garbage? I was told that Megan Fox and that Brian Austin Douche had broken up like four times already and the path was clear for me to make my move, but here they are together out to lunch in Santa Monica the other day. Clearly this girl's got self esteem issue, which is a quality I normally like in a woman, but enough is enough. Let Brian get back to his pool cleaning business or whatever it

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